My village has been terrorized by a somewhat sleepy dragon that comes out at dinnertime. The dragon is never late, and he doesn’t really hurt anybody, but he does take some food that the villagers have spent all day preparing. For some reason, the swooping dragon isn’t breathing fire like normal dragons, which makes me think that something is different about this particular scary creature. During one dinnertime raid, the villagers screamed that the dragon had to be killed, and then they pointed at me to be the dragon killer. I screamed back, “Why kill him? He’s just sleep-flying to the only refrigerator he knows.”